Have you seen her? The girl on the left. That's Kelly and she has squashed my Halloween hopes and dreams by choosing a trip to Kansas to visit family over attending our Halloween bash. Where are her priorities?!?!She tried to buy her way off the black list - the one created for people that repeatedly miss our party. Can you believe she resorted to bribery? Has she no shame?
To save yourself from the heartache and emotional damage that she has put not only me through but my whole family, heed this warning...Do NOT, I repeat do NOT invite her to any party, soiree, shindig, gala, or anything fun that you are planning to do. She will rip your party planning heart out and stomp on it, making you never want to throw another party as long as you live.
Her husbands not to bad...add him to your guest list.
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I liken this posting to the whole Brittany not wearing underpants thing...bad publicity is better than NO publicity right. I'm just going to sit back and wait for party invites to roll in. Lindsey Lohan's out of rehab & I'm sure she'll be texting me anytime now - oh sorry, I have to run, my party line is ringing...
Seriously D - I'm sure all your blogger friends are just impressed by the fact you invited a Korean to your party...you have to keep inviting me to your party or I'll report you to the NAACP. Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton will be on you like soy sauce on rice. (see now I have had to resort to threats to avoid being blacklisted). Affirmative Action baby!!!
xoxoxo,
Special K
Oh my friend...you know I love you. And in all seriousness - we really do wish you were coming to the party.
Well put Denise and thank you for your kind endorsement...that is regarding said husband, Clint (the handsome mullet-and-handlebar-mustache-wearing one far left in the photo). I , er, he should absolutely be highly considered as a priority guest to any partay (my preferred vernacular), soiree, shindig, gala, or anything fun your lovely readers plan.
Best Halloween Wishes.
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